New York vs New Jersey Battle Royale (2 Tracks)

by The Unlovables

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    Extremely limited! Here's a CD that, if you missed it back in the day, is a must-have. A really incredible snap-shot of the NY/NJ scene of the early 2000's. If you're a fan of any of these great bands (Unlovables, Lemuria, Steinways, Ergs....) this CD has exclusive tracks unavailable anywhere else.

    1. You Bet We Got Something Against You-- The Ergs!
    2. Million Reasons Dub-- The Ergs!
    3. Organists Too -- Lemuria
    4. Beespit-- Lemuria
    5. Time To Shine -- Hunchback
    6. #12 Looks Just Like You -- Hunchback
    7. Jersey Boy-- The Unlovables
    8. Day 1 -- The Unlovables
    9. Stupid White-Tip Cigarette-- Groucho Marxists
    10. Candy-- Groucho Marxists
    11. Excellent Adventure -- Nancy
    12. Bogus Journey -- Nancy
    13. Get In Line-- For Science
    14. Kitty -- For Science
    15. Always? Never! -- The Steinways
    16. Superfuzzbigmac -- The Steinways

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Two Unlovables' tracks that were released exclusively on this amazing comp released by Crafty Records in 2007.


released November 10, 2015

Unlovables on this recording were: Hallie Bulleit, Frank Leone, Mikey Erg, Chris Pierce. Recorded & mixed by Chris Pierce.



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The Unlovables are a band from New York City. They played pop punk back when it was really cool, and kept playing it when it became profoundly uncool, and are still playing it now that it's relatively cool again. Current members: Hallie, Mikey, Frank, and Fid! ... more

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Track Name: Jersey Boy
Did i tell you bout the time i dated this guy
He was from the East Village, an angsty leather-clad romeo
Told me with tears in his eyes bout how his mother'd died
But two weeks later he said he'd talked to her on the phone
That's when i knew he was nuts
Next on my mission i dated a musician
From Greenpoint, Brooklyn
His clothing was all vintage-store hip
He made me pick up our tab then borrowed money for a cab
That was 4 weeks ago, i haven't heard from him since
I guess i've had some bad luck or just bad taste
Well i guess it all depends on how you're looking at it
See i been searchin for love in these 5 boroughs
No matter how i try i never seem to find it
From city boys my heart got a pummeling
I think it's time i went bridge and tunneling

Jersey boy be mine
We'll have an awesome jersey time
You know a ride on the Path
Aint' such a pain in the ass
As long as you're at the end of the line
Yo Jersey boy lets go
I think it's cute how you wear your pants so low
And though i'm just a little scared
Of all the products in your hair
I still think your fine, oh Jersey boy be mine

Couldn't ask for nothin more
Then when we're going down the Shore
For a day of skiball and a plate of cheeze fries
See funny cars out at Raceway Park
But I can't navigate those jughandles
So maybe it'd be best if you drive
And there ain't no other place
Where you can taste
What chicken fingers mozzerella sticks
And fries taste like on the same sandwich
And makin out after dark
In the industrial park
I never knew it could be so romantic
Been up and down from the bronx down to brooklyn
Who knew the WaWa's where i shoulda been lookin?

Jersey boy wassup?
Your so sweet i can't believe my luck
Your family thinks i'm wierd cuz i don't really seem to care
'bout Taylor ham or the Stanley Cup
Yo jersey boy, it's on
You know the words to every single misfits song
And if we're playin pinball or hangin at the mall
We're having a great time oh jersey boy be mine

Oh jersey boy i think you and i could go far
Besides your the only the guy i know who's got a car
I used to think that this whole state had a funny smell
But since i got a whiff of you now i think it's swell
And if a water main breaks and we can't take a shower
And the traffic on the turnpike is backed up for hours
Through all the smokestacks i still can't hide
Since i got you babe, i got jersey pride